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Sugar - PinkPandorafrog - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]

I wrote another thing. Darcy/Rumlow, very fake relationship. Rated M for some naughty talk right at the end. 1616 words.

Bingo fills: Daughter for The 2023 Darcy Lewis Mega Bingo Card Challenge and  Fake Relationship for the Darcy Lewis Bingo Valentine’s Day 2023 Limited Edition Challenge. (@darcylewisbingohq for Darcy Bingos!)

I Wanna Be There With You

What if the next chapter of Small Mercies was Sex Pollen? Darcy/Daniel/Steve. Yep. Dubious consent because sex pollen. Rated E for smut. 3472 words.

Also filling a couple Bingo prompts - Time for The 2023 Darcy Lewis Mega Bingo Card Challenge and Cupid’s Arrow for the Darcy Lewis Bingo Valentine’s Day 2023 Limited Edition Challenge. (@darcylewisbingohq for Darcy Bingos!)

It’s a spoopy plague doctor. https://www.etsy.com/shop/StitchesThatGoBump

It’s a spoopy plague doctor.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/StitchesThatGoBump

samwwise:

happy 20th anniversary to this scene and this scene only

shallowthinkersunite:

#pretty in black

albertcamusofficial:

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Okay. So I wrote the next chapter of One Winter Night. Darcy/Bruce, size kink.

dduane:

bethanyactually:

thaylepo:

tearlessrain:

berlynn-wohl:

greenbergwrites:

This Tik Tok that just came across my FYP: “Will y’all authors stop using the word ‘cock’?? There’s so many other words!!”

Ma’am, respectfully, that is the least objectionable / most palatable word for that particular reproductive organ

and also respectfully, no, I will not stop 😂

you want me to say “dick”? that’s just caffeine-free diet “cock”

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I’m sorry I have to reblog again because @artpigeons​‘s tags sent me into orbit

The obsession with finding the perfect unoffensive literary replacement term for cock is how you get actual published books containing the words “throbbing manroot”

#all I’m hearing in my head right now is allison janney saying ‘what’s another word for … engorged?’ (via @loveyourskinnyties)

(eyeroll) Sometimes the right word for cock is, you know, cock.

Don’t let other people’s timorousness put you off. (more eyeroll)

(cc: @petermorwood: cf. The Great Black Cock of Freiburg)

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Ooooooooooooh what if it was Jack Rollins though?

rebelmeg: “ iwillreadyourbooks: “STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go. ” I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN ”

rebelmeg:

iwillreadyourbooks:

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN